það er hér með staðfest að ég og baunin erum besta team ever. kallinn er kominn inn. ég er væmin. ég græt af gleði.
22:04 |

gammel og gojur

A guy sitting at the bar at Pearson noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank stare and he immediately thought to himself, oh shit, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Well, maybe it's United so he tried, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies". This time the woman barked back at him, "Man, what the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, "Aahhh, Icelandair!"

gott að vera hress

22:42 |